I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
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