I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
I just talked to a CEO of a fortune 500 company while pooping. I LOVE being self employed.
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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