I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
OMG the post office opened my dildo! "we sincerely regret the damage to your package"
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
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