I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
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