Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
you went around the entire night in your french maid costume dusting off the "cob webs" on everyone's crotch saying "you havent gotten any action in a while"
I was wondering why i got so many friend requests the next day...
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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