this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
when she asked where we met, i said the liquor store. the next words out of moms mouth? 'oh that's real promising molly'
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
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