please come you make the beer taste better
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
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