yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
worst night to have a conscience
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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