I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
When did angry sex become our thing?
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
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