OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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