Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
My dick has a subreddit
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
Randomize
