Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
I woke up this morning with 2 australian chicks passed out in my living room, a whole bunch of coke on my kitchen counter and I have no idea how the fuck either thing got there
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
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