the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
My vag should have a twitter account. It would be like "destroyed another condom today".
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
Randomize
