you traded sex for a burrito?
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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