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She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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