two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
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