Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
Maid of honor screwed up the joke so I just got to explain what a strap on is and why a married lady might want one to Grandma and my brother's wedding shower.
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
