I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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