doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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