i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
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