I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I unwillingly was the ball between four hungry hippos last night. I thought the one chick was actually going to eat me
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
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