I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
Never let your siblings swipe right.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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