# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
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