Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
Just saw a half naked, drunk, 6th grade math teacher throwing small children around to the Titanic soundtrack.
What kind of wedding is this and why wasn't I invited
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
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