The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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