You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
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