No awkward lesbian experiences without me
Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
he fucked my hip out of place.
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
Randomize
