We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
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