with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
Nothing says “I spent too much in Vegas” quite like eating a jar of pickles for dinner and planning on cream of celery soup for breakfast tomorrow.
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