It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
Enjoy the penises
Tinder date just called. I was supposed to be there 30 minutes ago but I'm on a 27 game win streak in Park...?
Fuck that man! Tell her your dog died or something. Reschedule that shit, you can't stop 2K at a time like that. Ball is life bro... Priorities.
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
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