Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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