I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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