Omg I just drooled on the screen of my phone from smiling with my mouth open while textin bahahahaahah
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
Randomize
