Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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