I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
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