About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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