is your mom at the bar?
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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