Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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