I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
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