bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
He looked me in the chest and said "I think I was visited by the titty fairy last night"
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
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