that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
The real estate's complaint had the words "loud squealing at 2am" in it. Then I remembered that was me spoon feeding you guys old potato salad while you screeched like baby birds. Great night.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
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