I got chris browned last night
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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