I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
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