there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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