4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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