I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
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