just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
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