Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
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