U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
I could fuck to npr.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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