he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
I woke up this morning really drunk with my Christmas lights on and two owls in my bed.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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