that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
public service announcement: beginning at 10pm please text me at half hour intervals reminding me to keep my legs shut tonight. Note, this is not a drill.
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