Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
if I start to respond to these political texts with a middle finger emoji - do you think they will get the hint?
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