Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
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