Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
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