No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
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