even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
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