Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
I just saw an ad for "fair trade quinoa vodka". Fuck this world and everyone in it.
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