First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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